Bro Gets Busted For ID Theft, Has Bentley Logo Tattooed On Face

"VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F" (veearrrsix) 07/10/2014 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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A Broward man with the logo for Bentley luxury automobiles tattooed on his face has been charged with identity theft to file fraudulent income tax returns. He also has a shark tattooed on his face and works at a shoe store. So, in case you were wondering exactly which guy with the Bentley logo tattooed on his face, it's the one with the shark tatted on his face who works at a shoe store.

The man, 26-year-old Derek Denesevich, had devised a scheme with help from a former Broward Clerk of Courts employee. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the employee, Porscha Kyles, 26, misused her position to steal drivers' identities which Denesevich's then used to electronically file false tax returns to get refunds from the IRS. Denesevich would bay Kyles cash for the information she'd provide.

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PatBateman > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 07/10/2014 at 16:54

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Classy as f*ck.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 07/10/2014 at 17:16

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He's 26!?!

feather-throttle-not-hair > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 07/10/2014 at 17:25

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Man. I was talking to my friends about "is there any corporate logo you'd be okay with having on your body in tattoo form"

My answer was "no, companies are too fickle, they're run by one person one minute and by another person another minute and they must constantly be fluid in order to survive in the marketplace. Such an entity has no business being permanently associated with my body"

But this guy. He's got a different view.

EL_ULY > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 07/10/2014 at 17:37

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a Bentley tattoo? He must be super rich!!!

Garrett Davis > feather-throttle-not-hair 07/10/2014 at 17:49

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I think he's onto something... Or just on something.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 07/10/2014 at 18:28

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A Broward FLORIDA man with the logo for Bentley luxury automobiles tattooed on his face has been charged with identity theft to file fraudulent income tax returns.

FTFY.

BTW — The article says this a unique type of ID theft. I beg to differ. It's RAMPANT. File your returns the second you can to help avoid this!!!!!

ranwhenparked > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 07/10/2014 at 18:55

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He's got some city miles on him.

ranwhenparked > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 07/10/2014 at 18:56

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Well of course, if you get the logo tattooed on your face, everyone will assume you own one. Because only people rich and successful enough to actually afford a Bentley would bother tattooing the emblem on their forehead. I'm sure you see things like this all the time at upscale country clubs.

Frank Grimes > VeeArrrSix now powered by FA20F 07/10/2014 at 19:49

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It would be really awkward to pull up to a stoplight in my continental and look over at this guy in his V6 chrysler 300 with 22" rimz. Even more awkward when he looks over an I notice his tatoo.